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how it feels to be american rn #EUROVISION pic.twitter.com/la9Ihhdbna

— nataleigh (@natisnotlame) May 13, 2017

The past 12 months summed up in a screen-grab #Eurovision pic.twitter.com/pvC1xslnO9

— Ben Punter (@benpunter) May 13, 2017

The country the UK is most popular with in Europe is Australia #EuroVision

— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) May 13, 2017

The UK is on the left hand side of the board.
We repeat: THE UK IS ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE OF THE BOARD.#Eurovision

— innocent drinks (@innocent) May 13, 2017

After a horse on a stepladder I didn't realise the drunk mooning Australian wasn't part of the interval act #Eurovison

— Ceri Louise Reads (@cerilouisereads) May 13, 2017

If I was every other Eurovision country, I'd give the UK 12 points to make us win and pay for the show next year, as a Brexit gift.

— James Moran (@jamesmoran) May 13, 2017

Conservative Party announces plans to reduce net immigration by making Britain a terrible place to live.

— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) May 18, 2017

How we wish this gif of a parrot with some cartoon arms was longer…https://t.co/6iAMGxT9YX pic.twitter.com/UXfLl5aauU

— The Poke (@ThePoke) May 17, 2017

Why is the BBC news website asking trivial questions about #TheGrandTour presenters when there's a general election on? Oh. Right. I seeee… pic.twitter.com/NTk0jj8lKt

— Stephen Fry (@stephenfry) May 17, 2017

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— Tory Jesus (@Tory__Jesus) May 17, 2017

After he gets impeached, trump is going to brag that he was the fastest president ever

— Megan Amram (@meganamram) May 17, 2017

Bad mental health day? You should read what @matthaig1 wishes other people told him about being mentally ill https://t.co/dQoRhazoWb pic.twitter.com/788KHU3zl9

— i newspaper (@theipaper) May 16, 2017

The world’s shortest international bridge is 3.2 meters long. It connects Spain and Portugal. (Image A. Hormigo) pic.twitter.com/w7DutBex2l

— Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) May 16, 2017

What do they think it needs to protect its eyes from? pic.twitter.com/Ll4uNkpM28

— Pundamentalism (@Pundamentalism) May 16, 2017

EVERY LEGEND HAS A BEGINNING. Watch the first (and amazing) trailer for #YoungSheldon! pic.twitter.com/wGEqHPTeGa

— Young Sheldon Fan (@YoungSheldonFan) May 17, 2017

One of those battles you're not gonna win pic.twitter.com/i9MdBU49Iv

— Jeremy Vine (@theJeremyVine) May 19, 2017

If you missed the Labour manifesto launch, here’s a summary of their plans for the UK. pic.twitter.com/KqGs7PMW9n

— David Schneider (@davidschneider) May 16, 2017

BOOMER: I'm *never* going to retire!
MILLENNIAL: I'm never going to retire

— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) February 16, 2016

Millennials are so spoilt with their smartphones & tablets. All we had at their age was the ability to buy property in Central London.

— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) October 18, 2015

Three new pound coins stacked! (encouragement by @stecks @christianp) Totally not a waste of an afternoon. I predict four is impossible. pic.twitter.com/eq9w22h1eI

— Matt Parker (@standupmaths) May 20, 2017